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Dear Osman,

The other day I set off for work. I hadn't gone more than two kilometres when my engine stalled and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home, only to find my husband making love to my neighbour! He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and oh what's that term, yeah worthless! I love him very much but I don't know If I can trust him anymore? What should I do?

Frustrated


Dear Frustrated,

A car stalling can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Check that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. Don't worry, these things tend to happen unless ofcourse, the fuel pump itself is faulty. In that case, you would have to change the carburettor float chamber.

I hope this helps. Best of luck.

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I know this is a political blog, but right now all my mind can come up with is 'fuck Karzai'. And that's not even debatable so well, wouldn't have been much of a topic to talk about. My apologies.

p.s. Fuck Karzai.